I think the Easter Bunny may have dementia….
I happened to find myself inexplicably drifting into the biscuit and chocolate aisle of my local Tescos the other day. While the row of dreams is a den of temptation I was oblivious to its lure and headed straight for my weakness……chocolate Hobnobs. That was not the problem, the issue came when I headed up the aisle and was suddenly hit by…
Shelves full of Easter eggs!!
How Time Flies…
WTF? Had I lost a few months? Had I somehow ventured into some tear in the space/time continuum as I wandered looking for my Hobnobs?
I stood, silently bemused for a moment. I checked my watch and it was still Feb 1st ….maybe I had missed the call about Easter being moved forward to February?
Then it clicked. No it wasn’t anything mysterious at all. It was simply the shops being greedy chiselling twatters as usual!
Every year it’s the same, I shouldn’t have been surprised. What did knock me off balance was just how early they have rolled out the Easter merchandise this year. I mean, come on……the dust from the Christmas goods hasn’t even settled yet.
Rotten Eggs
It was not as if it was one or two eggs…..there were bloody hundreds of them! Who the hell buys an Easter egg this far in advance? And how shit must the chocolate be to still be in date when Easter actually arrives?
I know it is not the end if the world but it annoys me how the shops try and separate you from your money earlier and earlier every year.
Well kiss my arse Tescos, you unscrupulous arrogant dogturds….I for one will be waiting to buy up your unsold Easter eggs after Easter…..when they are cheap!!