What is the most common sentence you will hear in a town or city centre as you meander about minding your own business?



“Can you spare any change?”



It seems that begging has now become an acceptable occupation; it would not surprise me if I discovered that Universities and other higher education establishments were now offering degree courses in scrounging and obtaining monies by deception.

Mendicant Epidemic

Bloody beggars have multiplied like rabbits in recent times and you can’t walk 10 yards these days without being accosted by some parasitic scumbag, off their face on drink or drugs, expecting you to cough up the cash for their next fix or bottle of super-strength cider.

It makes me sick.

Pity those less fortunate than yourself

Don’t misunderstand me, I know there are some genuine cases of people that are temporarily down on their luck and are just trying to procure a bit of change for a much needed meal. I do sympathise with individuals who have suffered some terrible misfortune that was beyond their control and have ended up on the streets.

Fuck the rest of the idle bastards…



What I don’t feel an ounce of pity for is the lazy twats that can’t be arsed to look for a job and think it is their right to harass you for money, so they can spend all day getting pissed or shoving a needle in their arm, or both. They can fuck off and die…..hopefully the latter.

These haranguing shits are nearly always aggressive when you tell them to piss off, and if I hear one more lie about them needing the money for a cup of tea or a bus ticket I will beat them with their own dog-eared copy of The Big Issue.

Scum of the earth

These are not the bearded, dishevelled, scabies-riddled beggars you normally find sat in a doorway next to a little cardboard sign. At least they are genuinely homeless and in need of some change. No, these arseholes have either been given a free flat, or house, and are all wearing brand new designer clothes, none of which they have actually paid for. The majority of these scumbags are also rampant shoplifters; they literally pay for nothing, except drugs.

Once they have spent all their benefit money on getting high, they will be out begging, or robbing and mugging the elderly or some poor lone female. They will snatch your bag, phone or wallet and be back an hour later to ask you for some spare change.



Satisfaction is a bad batch of heroin that deservedly kills a few of them for a week or two.

Waste of oxygen

One of the most infuriating aspects is that these workshy, addict shits spend their entire life with their hands outstretched, waiting for everyone to give them everything for nothing – and then the government does exactly that.

People that have worked their entire lives, paid taxes and been a productive member of society find they get little assistance from the government in times of hardship. These sponging, pestilent, blights on existence get absolutely everything they want….free money, free housing, free dental and optical care etc all paid for with our tax money and without our consent.

I pay taxes to support my country, not to keep the very scum that are bringing it to its knees. They should get fuck all. If you have never worked, why should you be able to claim benefits…..what benefit have YOU ever provided?

Make them useful

With innocent people dying from landmines in war-torn countries and our brave soldiers giving their lives to protect others whom they have never met, it is a complete travesty that the government are not making use of the abundance of pathetic scum we have, just lying about, doing nothing.

We are in financial crisis and need to save money where we can. Not only are these dregs of society worth less that a bullet, they cost money to keep and why the fuck should soldiers die when these wasters get to stagger around, off their faces, without a care in the world?

Send these twats to Iraq and Afghanistan, let the enemy waste their bullets on them. Throw some packets of heroin or crack onto suspected minefields and let them scramble desperately for their fix and with any luck, set any hidden mines off.

It’s a win-win situation. The enemy runs out of bullets, the mines get safely disposed of and the scrounging tossers that drain the country dry disappear – and for once they have actually been of some use.



Now if only we could get rid of the waster charities that pander to these parasites…..